Rules:
Go to urbandictionary. com and type in your answers to the following questions.

Post the first definition it gives you.

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1) Your name?

Rebekah

Hot sexy girl, with a nice body, aggressive lover, quite flirtatious, and banging personality.

LOL

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2) Your age?

14

The age of sexual consent in CANADA. When you turn 14 you can be fucked.

Waitwhat lol?

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3) One of your friends?

Ciara


The Irish meaning of Ciara: little, dark haired one.

She is about my height, so she isn't all that little. (She is also younger than me and average height for someone her age :{D for here at least)

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4) What should you be doing?

Homework

You go to school for fucking 6 1/2 hours, constantly taking it up the ass (figuratively) from dickhead students and fucktard teachers. Then you go home, which SHOULD be time that doesn't involve learning shit you don't care about. But no, these cunt-ass teachers will not accept only 6 1/2 hours of torturing you. They crave more. So they unload a huge amount of this ass discharge they call homework on you. It can range from a simple math worksheet with joke you must fill in when you're done (no biggie) to a fucking ton of work containing bookwork, projects, unfinished classwork, studying for a test you know you're going to fail either way, and book reports on a book you didn't care to read. And these teachers are clever too. If you spent fucking hours on this shit and ended up going to sleep at 4 in the motherfucking morning, these assrammers won't even check the damn homework the next day. Oh, but if you forgot to note down the homework, did the wrong page, or just didn't give two shits about it and didn't do it, the assholes will ask you turn it in. All in all, school sucks, classwork sucks, teachers suck, students suck, and homework is the fucking scum of the earth.

I found that quite amusing c:

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5) Favorite color?

Red

Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.

Don't drink kool-aid nor do I quite get this referance :3

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6) Birthplace?

Northern Ireland

Noun: A distinct political unit, for all intents and purposes a country in its own right, located at the top north-east corner of the island of Ireland, comprised of six of the nine counties of Ulster.

Also known as God's Own Country or God's Chosen Six Counties, generically as Ulster or the Province, and most often shortened in literature to Norn Iron. A little country of a mere 1.5 million people, where job opportunities and social cohesion are so absent that most of the population drinks heavily and hates everyone else.

Vodka is cheap here, as is beer, thank god.

Northern Ireland contains everything that is good about the island of Ireland. The Northern Irish people have a dark self-deprecating sense of humour. We also beat England in 2005 in a football match and we'll never let them forget it.

Lots of people in Northern Ireland are inbred. Guinness tastes better up here, too.

Northern Ireland has many enemies in the wider world, but mostly they are just haters, jealous of Our Wee Country.

Love the part about the football match personally.

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7) Month of your birth?

January

The best month of the year with February right behind.when the coolest/hottest people were born. Also the prettiest time of the year..snow & winter time. Who doesnt love January?

Love January<3

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8) Last person you talked to?

Christopher

Maybe when you first meet a Christopher they'll seem like a jerk, and hurt you emotionally multiple times, or possible make the lamest jokes but one day he'll make up for it all, the best he can. Christophers will eventually realize the love that they've stored in a safe place for you. Christophers usually have the most gorgeous smile out there, and the most seductive voice. They're someone you wouldn't mind spending the rest of your entire life with. They have a tendancy to spend more time thinking of what to do for someone else than themselves. Christophers love adventure, new things, something to get their blood rushing and heart pounding.


Funny how part of that is mildly true.

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9) One of your nicknames?

I'd say Red but I already used that for colour, sooo, Becka is the only other one I can think of.

more generally; one of the hottest girls you know but can never have.

Lawl

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10) Hair color?

Brunette

1. a person with dark colored hair that is generally really cool and smart and knows a hell of alot more then blondes
2. if ya really want a lady..a brunette is the way to go. we have fun but actually know what we're talkin about.

c:

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11) Best Friend

Claire

one who is unique, short, funny, and really clumsy. a unique independent person who knows how to have a great time, extremely funny and outgoing. she has lots of friends and is always there for them.

So true, minus the short part (:

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12)Last name?

******

****** isn't defined yet.

): I wish people knew how to say my name, it is so hard when it is ******

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13)Gender?

Female

Most definately the finest thing ever created

Agreed? Lol

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14)Favorite Swear word?

Fuck

1. The universally recognized "F word"
2. N. Implying complete and utter confusion
3. N. a really stupid person
4. V. To procreate
5. adj. Can be used to modify any word for more passion
6. Int. Expresses disgust
7. Int. Expresses complete suprise and joy
8. adv. Can be used to make a command more urgent

Yes, I'm so mature.
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15)Favorite word?
Adorkable

Both dorky and adorable. A higher state of being all dorks strive towards.

Such.A.Cute.Word. LOL